how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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