I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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