i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Drunk walkin through police station. America
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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