How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm way too hungover for life right now
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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