I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Randomize
