He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Farmville is her only friend.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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