apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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