____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
