i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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