hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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