the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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