on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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