Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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