Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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