Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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