VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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