There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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