it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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