How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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