How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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