Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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