I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
