Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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