we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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