If i come over, it means nothing
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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