Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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