Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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