I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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