she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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