i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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