I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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