It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I think your dad took our porno
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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