But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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