I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
be right there i have to get my cape
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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