I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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