I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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