I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I feel like abortions should bother me more
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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