Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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