Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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