She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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