I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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