She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There's always time for handjobs
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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