Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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