dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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