I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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