If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Everyone says I win the strip club
I love you. Go after that dick
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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