What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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