love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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