And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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