You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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