Will you blow on my dice?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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