Fuck appropriateness.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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