Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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