youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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