I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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