How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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