DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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